Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...