What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...