I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...