Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...