37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...