Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!