A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....