A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...