Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!