My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...