Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...