Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...