What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...