ride it to hospital!
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I’m going to a lecture
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If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...