15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!