Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...