Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...