Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...