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A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
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Newly issued alcohol warnings
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So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
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After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Confucius Joke
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Cool Bumper Stickers!
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