60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...