A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.