Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...