Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...