Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...