What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!