Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...