The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...