Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...