Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...