Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...