What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...