Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...