A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Condom Slogans
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Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...