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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
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This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
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The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
lawyer and a mosquito
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Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
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That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
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