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The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
List of Funny Insults!
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Sex Education
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Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...