Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”