Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...