Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.