Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...