You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...