Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...