The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.