A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...