The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...