Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!