Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....