Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
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Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...