Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!