How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...