Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...